Weasely Sports agent busted for smuggling foreign ball players into U.S.

Well, it's about time some doofus was caught for harboring illegal aliens in the U.S. Unfortunately, for one potential baseball team they will now be out of a crop of foreign baseball players. Sports agent, Gus Dominguez was found guilty in a California court of smuggling 5 Cuban baseball players into the country and then tried to deny he did anything wrong. According to reports this guy dropped the foreign athletes off in the Florida Keys. Later the Sports agent had them transported to California. This crap has gone on for years and now people are just starting to take notice?

For his trouble, Dominguez faces up to 5 years in prison for the conviction and up to 10 years each for 20 other smuggling convictions. The 48-year-old agent has created quite a legal mess for himself. These illegal foreigners must be mad after finding out because they're out of a contract and most likely will be deported back home. Then again, this is America and a lot of crap falls through the cracks all the time. I don't expect the government to take any action on the matter (The Bush Administration hasn't done squat in the last 7 years).

If anything this case helps MLB. At least there will a few less Joses or Juans in the dugouts and on the field so the coaches won't get so confused. Let's face it, Mexico and Cuba has such an abundance of these guys that they could load up several team rosters. The effect could be disastrous when in the middle of a game, an emergency occurs such as pieces of the stadium's roof start to crumple without the players realizing it and none of them can speak a word of English. They'd be screwed! The umpires could only point to the rafters as they scamper off the field. MLB can survive without a few less foreign ball players who are smuggled on a plane or crammed into the trunk of a car.