Well, happy 4th of July everyone. It's a time to celebrate independence for Americans while for others it's a special day to enjoy. Happy Birthday George Steinbreiner! Just another typical day for the Yankees owner except he may splurge a extra bit more other than the usual billions he spends on team payroll. Don't tell me A-Rod or Derek Jeter didn't buy 'Ole George (bag of bones) a lavish gift, perhaps a yacht, private jet, or who knows his own sleazy strip club!
Oh, that's right George probably already holds ownership in those commodities. While others will be setting off fireworks and grilling out today the baseball-minded senior citizen will be blowing up rows of candles on a huge birthday cake which reads, "You might be about to kick the bucket, but you're still rich as hell."
Joe Torre will not forget to express well wishes and greetings (while nonchalantly thanking the Yanks owner for not firing his ass during the Yankees shameful losing drought earlier this season). I guess for those trying to work their way up the ladder in the Yankees organization this is the best day to be 'kissing some ass' (wrinkling, sagging ass I might add). The interns at Yankee Stadium can have bright futures if they play their cards right. Old George don't spend too much on hookers...I mean players and enjoy your special day.
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