President Bush never needs to be asked baseball questions again

With the economy still stuck in a recession the only true delight for many Americans during the spring and summer is the great National Past time. One of the quickest ways to ruin this joy is by interviewing George W. Bush about hypothetically starting a baseball team with the best position hitter and pitcher in the game today. First of all, the former Texas governor did own a team, the Rangers in which he f**ked up things so bad draining the team's payroll by making poor financial decisions. What makes anyone think this dimwit can manage a baseball club much less lead a horse to water? American men have seen what has happened to our country over the past 8 years and realize baseball may be their last treasured memory.

Okay, suppose somebody was crazy enough to allow Bush to run a baseball team again. His top choice for infielder/hitter is the Phillies' Chase Utley. The second baseman hits for power and shows solid defensive ability, but of all the great players in the game now Utley came to mind. Not thinking big-name again Bush responded by saying he'd go with the Blue Jays' Roy Halladay as the best pitcher. The most annoying part about the stupid interview was he was told he had the Yankees payroll at his dispense. Forget about any star power like David Ortiz, A-Rod, Ryan Howard, or Ken Griffey Jr. this dumbass wouldn't have the foggiest idea how many players to put in the starting lineup or rotation.

Even having any pitcher available and he wants....geez a terrorist ought to pummel him to death with a Louisville slugger while watching the game in the luxury box. The least that could happen for such idiotic answers would be for Bush to get drilled with a lead drive foul ball and catch it on camera. There is no better way to signify his lack of intelligence even when it comes to baseball. I think his head is spinning enough when it comes to handling national issues reiterated by the media. Imagine him in a press conference after a game, trying to explain why his team has lost 20 games in a row and he struggles to pronounce two Mexican ball players' names which are almost identical. He'd be on the verge of sh*tting himself! Let's make it easy for all of us and put on lid on asking Bush any more baseball questions.