What is it with former sports players and car dealerships? The attraction seems inevitable. For ex- Mavericks coach Avery Johnson it's becoming a new investment venture. After being fired as the Mavericks lost in the first round of the Western conference playoffs Johnson has since started his own Nissan dealership in Northern Texas. Refusing to wait around for any coaching position the former NBA guard came up with a smart business plan to take advantage one of Americans greatest weaknesses: cars. There is no quicker way to sucker people out of their money than to sell cars.
I have to give Avery kudos for this endeavor. Sure he's only around 5' 7 and never dunked a basketball in his life yet that doesn't mean he can't be one hell of a salesman. For all I know he could sell manure to a Texas farmers (especially in Crawford to anybody like Ole' not-headed W). Good to see Mark Cuban couldn't take the stride out of Avery's step. Starting the Nissan business is a way to say, in your face douchebag! I think Avery will do a fine job with his natural enthusiasm, good natured attitude, and southern accent. Avery Johnson could shoot a promo with a cowbody hat on claiming he's slashing prices left and right. After customers arrive on the lot he'd then be able to stick it to them on charging high prices for add-on features.
The following is an example of how a commercial would go:
"Hey there, this is Avery Johnson. I invite everyone to my Nissan dealership for our grand opening! Brand new makes and models are available. We'll deliver imports to your home or office. Bad credit, no credit no problem. We have short-term and long-term low financing. If you don't cash now that's a problem. Whether you're looking for a family, economy, or off-roadster we've got it all and special discounts to boot. Plus we do trade-ins on all brands even those that are broken down. So y'all come on down to Johnson's Nissan and check out these great deals while inventory is fully stocked. We guarantee customer satisfaction, saddling you in right with a new ride partner!"
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